I’ve given myself quite a simple, straight-forward task. Every Wednesday, write something about anything and post it almost immediately. The theory is that this will be a freeing exercise, which will rescue me from being too anal about my writing, and from taking myself and the whole pursuit of writing too seriously. I’ve already written a very serious novel, which took me upwards of a decade, and let me tell you, after the first 4 years, freedom’s just another word for everything left to lose or toss off a bridge. There’s got to be fun and freedom in writing, right? Otherwise, who in his/her right mind would keep doing it?
Nonetheless, this self-imposed directive is not as easy-peasy as I’d imagined (isn’t it always the case that life never lives up to the imagined?). It is almost 2pm and these few words are the only ones I have managed to put down.
It’s not like I haven’t tried to convince myself to just do it. I have made several very attractive bargains with myself:
- Write out in the backyard in a little notebook–that way it won’t seem like work. Excuse: It’s hot in the backyard, and transcribing is a drag, which will indeed turn the exercise into work.
- Write after lunch. Who can write when her stomach is grumbling? Excuse: But who can write on a full stomach, which is sure to make me groggy, in the middle of the afternoon.
- Take a nap and then write. But no napping longer than 20 minutes, or the whole bargain is off according to science.
- Recycle an old post from an old blog. No one has seen those, right? But that’s not writing is it? That’s copying and pasting. Or self-plagiarizing–a word being thrown around a lot these days, what with the Jonah Lehrer/Bob Dylan/New Yorker scandal. My view: If I can’t plagiarize myself, who can I plagiarize? I’ve opted to eschew the self-plagiarizing for the moment, however.
- Write whatever comes to mind–it will be fine. But will it, really? If you’ve read this far, you are in a better position to judge the fruits of that bargain than I. I am a true believer of the magical first draft, and I also know that it is a rarity which comes from writing continuously, daily, passionately. Under these circumstances–not so much.
Apart from the bargains, I found a number of other small tasks to complete, before beginning to write, that could not wait another minute:
- I removed an old, non-functional doorbell that has not been bothering anyone for the past 4 years. This involved a lot of thought, then a lot of traipsing from basement to first floor, to second floor to look for proper tools, back to first floor, where the job was accomplished not with the myriad of screwdrivers I’d collected in my travels, but with a hammer, a butter-knife and pliers. I cut the old, sticking-out wires with at least 80% certainty that I wouldn’t be electrocuted. (Who can write after electrocution?) Really, that doorbell was bugging me. Quite a feat since it makes no sound. It’s now gone to the doorbell junk-heap at the dump. R.I.P.
- I watched 6 minutes of Drop Dead Diva. It’s not a highly intellectual show, but I like it because there is almost always a happy ending. There was also a part of me that felt it would be a nice accompaniment to lunch and a precursor to the nap, after which all my glorious writing juices would be flowing. As long as I did not oversleep, that is. But why only 6 minutes? Because the doorbell was calling me to take it out of its useless misery. And I probably keenly felt my own useless misery in those 6 minutes. Watching tv in the middle of the day when I should be writing. For shame.
- I checked my WordPress account, my Facebook, my Twitter to see if anyone was talking about me. Seriously, there is no better time-waster than social media. A few people are talking about me, by the way, which is encouraging, but besides the point to actually sitting-on-my-butt and writing.
- I’ve also toyed with the idea of framing and hanging 3 very large prints in my office. I have the frames; I have the prints. They have been sitting undisturbed by anything but dust since last Christmas, if not the one before. I really can’t remember. I suppose they would make my office a more colorful and inspiring place, which is why I bought them. But it’s not my office’s fault that I have nothing of import to write about, is it?
If I had to do it all again (and I will, next Wednesday, if not sooner), I would get up, have a cup of tea and a bite to eat, turn off the phone, the internet, put the do not disturb sign on my door, and hunker down to write something, anything other than a piece about having nothing to write about. There’s nothing new in that, is there? Why should anyone care? It happens to all of us, more often than we’d like to admit. Well I’m admitting it. So there. Sue me.
I’m off to take that nap now.
I find these posts so interesting and useful…. thanks!
Thanks, Mandy. It’s easy to consider them self-indulgent.